Everyone, remain calm. We’re being informed that reviewer Medea Giordano has purchased a Swiffer PowerMop for $21 ($10 off). In an exclusive interview with myself over Slack, Giordano writes, “There is literally nothing I like to do less than clean the floor and for that reason, I’ve always been a Swiffer fan. But they’ve been mostly just OK. Recently, though, I’ve been hooked by the allure of the newest PowerMop, with its shaggy cleaning pads that I can only imagine will grab on to more dirt, dust, and hair as it glides across the floor.”
You heard it here first, folks: Swiffers are the craze sweeping the WIRED Gear desk. We’ll bring you more updates as the situation unfolds.